Cream Pies

Guys, tell me you can't resist a good cream pie. I dare you. Not one of you deviants hates cream pies. Of course not with all kinds of random people; we have to stay healthy. But if you've been with her for a while, you both are proven clean, and you've got an effective way to keep babies at bay, it's the best way to go if she gives the OK. They're just so raw and wild and free. It's instant reaffirmation that says 'I've got a tight bond with this great lady here AND I just had the best possible ending to some great sex.'

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Today we pretty much just drove around looking for something to do. We had plans to go to Baltimore but we woke up too late (too much cuddling, ha). Then we were going to go to a museum until we found out it cost $15 per person and we were all...fuck that. Then we went to a pet store to play with puppies, but they didn't have puppies to play with so...fuck that. Then we checked out this laser tag place that was dead (we were literally the only ones there) so...fuck that.

Some might say the day was a failure, but we still had some good times shouting at dunce drivers through open windows in the heat.

And then we got home.
And I told Jarrett to get naked in the kitchen. Then I got naked.
And then..."fuck me."
And so we went at it right there in the kitchen, minutes after getting home.

A Wine Rant and Angle Play

Besides the typical shots of genitals and general fuckery, sometimes I like to try more interesting shots. Of course, the idea of interesting is relative, but I'm diggin' these, so maybe you will too. Did I mention I'm buzzing on wine? About wine: love it, can't get enough of it. I never drank wine much before I visited Paris for a month. Now I'm all about some wine. In Paris, it was cheap as hell, you could get deliciously wasted off like three euros (not to mention the lower drinking age). It was marvelous. Back in the motherland, it's much more expensive, but that doesn't change the taste. One of my goals in life is to become a wine connoisseur. Right now my favorite is Rex & Goliath's pino grigio. Recently, Jarrett and I got somewhat hooked on a Wine Cube of 2011 California Chardonnay. They're so economical! Haha. Of course, these are all on a college student's budget, mind you. Anyway, try them out if you're also a wine lover. Also, recommendations are always welcome!

Anyway anyway, here are some of my favorite shots from today:

Booty curve

Counter Rubbing Pt. 1

Fact: May is National Masturbation Month.
In honor of this glorious occasion, I'd like to share with you one of my favorite ways to get myself sopping wet. Some people use dildos or their own fingers (which are also great) but I usually go with something else: a counter.

Kitchen counters, sink edges, the side of a desk - anything with a ninety degree angle that you can grip and maneuver yourself on works. Like the edge of this bathroom sink:

All you have to do is balance yourself with your hands (this might require lifting yourself a bit to match the height of the edge) and then smash your genitals against the hard, unforgiving surface. It might seem weird at first, but you get the hang of it.

God, I'm getting wet just writing about this. Excuse me while I rub it out. More to come!